Based on what was speculated to be insider trading information, Jefferson's stock has seen a recent jump with an anonymous tip that the annual Rock Chalk Trip was back on schedule.
Analysts are insisting that the stock will continue to rise until midway through the trip, but will likely see a sharp decline due to the restaurant's sudden and sharp decrease in wall dollars.
The City of Lawrence is crying foul. Many prominent community heads have been outspoken in their criticism of Jefferson's profiteering while other businesses and residents will likely suffer. This criticism comes due to the trips historically destructive behavior.
City leaders have insisted on a probable increase in candle thievery, publicly stolen bases, sunglass holder wagering, and other random acts of buffoonery.
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I want 2000 shares of The Crossing and to somehow sell short Lawrence's BWW.
http://www.lawrence.com/places/the_crossing
"Lawrence's lone bar with a view of campus, The Crossing has a long tradition of mixing those just old enough for orientation with those old enough that they should have real jobs by now. Its choice patio is always loaded come spring (the mist machine is a bonus on hot days), and "beer pong" (a ping-pong-derived drinking game) is always in fashion. A big-screen TV delivers Jayhawks and Royals/Chiefs games, while amenities include darts, a jukebox and freeform wall graffitti. Other attractions include 7'7" bartender/pro-wrestler David "The Mighty Sequoia" Gilchrist and the occasional girls in the corner who will make out for free beer. Open Monday through Saturday noon-midnight."
Clark(s), what bar did we first go to the year that Shaw, Snydes, and myself made it down? It was away from Mass, but not too far from Adam's old place. I know Rick's is the name of a bar, is that it? I remember Mexican beer being on special.
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