The Cannes Film Festival, or the newly dubbed "Quantum Leap Year Trip" cordially invites you all to the viewing of the newly re-released screening of an ageless classic.
Out is Daniel Day Lewis, and in is his new era counterpart, Snidos, as he is effectionately called among the Actors Guild. Almost as brilliant as Day Lewis' performance nearly two decades ago, Snidos is a masterful artist and delivers one of his best on-road (screen) performances. The new-age remake, while seemingly very similar to the film of yesteryear, the use of Snidos' RIGHT foot will leave both viewers and passengers breathless and wanting more. One of the co-stars summed up Snidos' performance so well, so many years ago as they all nearly died merging onto the interstate of stardom that fateful eve....."Are you serious right now?"
Yeah, we are serious. Sit back, buckle up, and get ready, for its going to be one hell of a ride with this years remake, "MY LEAD FOOT!"
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I will not be making a cerebral palsy joke.
Nothing was more cinematic than watching 35-S pass by us at an implausible rate through the SN1DES-mobile's immaculate windshield as snow flakes attacked us (may have been the glasses).
And to think that it was your LEAD foot that made all that possible.
And, yes, I will continue to comment on these posts even though no one else does.
Your comments are both valuable and appreciated.
That same night Snidos landed a well-documented punch while on the back patio of the Hawk: clearly an homage to the oft-forgotten Daniel Day Lewis feature length film, "The Boxer." I have a strong suspicion that this time around, there will be blood.
Will Snides find himself locked up on this trip like DDL in, "In the Name of the Father?"
Who came up with Jensen's title of VP of Hindsight?
I believe that was either Jensen himself, or the Birthdays committee upon its realization that Jensen's birthday had, in fact, passed.
I just noticed the Snidesy Lava and spit out my gin gimlet.
Perhaps, Clark, you'd like to co-star in this year's debut of Gangs of KU? Similar in format to Gangs of New York, but less visual effects, no Cameron Diaz, and fewer blood splatters. On the converse, there will be more KU coeds, lots more twisted forks, and probably a proportionate amount of vomit.
Drew, a gin gimlet? I'd prefer a vodka one, only second to an Old Fashion.
Wow, I've been absent like any semblance of an audience for the Ballad of Jack and Rose today.
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