Snidos: Our driver. Will likely get us there in 2 hours or less. Face Painter. Preferred Speed: Ludicrous. Also, will get a beer poured on his head.
Drewski: Trip photographer and provisions coordinator. Will always be at the next bar, and exercises guerilla tactics to gain entry into specific bars, for Hinrich celebrity spottings, of course. Orders Burrito King in bulk.
Jens: Vice President of Hindsight: Will likely opine that the trip was a bad idea on the Sunday drive home. Will also regret having fought me late Saturday night. Throws candles. Holds record for stolen bases. Bore witness to "the feeding."
Rumpf: Drinks beer from both sides of his mouth, obviously. Has a humidity/temperature controlled cellar stocked solely with aged Olde Fidelity. Making his maiden voyage, he will likely provide a lively commentary steeped in Sconie-Badger tradition.
BC: I will drink too much by 4pm, convince myself I am in Iowa City, and end up hog-tied with a black eye on Sunday evening.
The Chariot:
This old girl has been road-tested. She seats 6, but we can fit a seventh uncomfortably (more filthy will solve the problem). In the alternative, if we have more than 6-7, we can explore the two car option. We can make plans on this the day of the trip based on team size.
The Prospects:
Ryan T. Shaw: Secretary of Birthdays. Equipped with a sunglasses case and a preternatural knack for passing out with bevies upright, this man will snowfight-juke you into the back of any import sedan.
Ben Bruner: Trip Legal Counsel. Specializes in rabbit chips and cider.
Murphy: Possible back-up driver. Will increase the overall Jamison consumption of our group, but a promising addition.
Janderson: A cohort of Jensen's. I don't trust the peace sign, but we may need a diplomat on this trip if we plan to stay out of jail.
I am working on the room. We will either have a house with a few empty rooms or get a hotel. More on this to come. Suggestions Welcome.
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For the record, if 7's the number, I have no problem taking the van. Of course Filthy will make 8, but that helps the cause.
Shaw in his picture would fit right on the end of the couch with myself and Greg Brady in my picture.
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