The good news: we got in a good work-out complete with several boots of beer and a last call at Shorty's.
The bad news: Shaw overexerted himself and is unable to take the quantum leap this weekend. Also, he got a new job and has to get everything sorted out with that. His new firm, Global Century Investments, has recently filmed a promotional video
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Shaw will be sadly missed, but from the debachery of recent years past, he might also save himself a marriage by not going. In his honor I will do my damnest to pass out with an upright beer in hand. I will not, however, go to the extreme of pissing myself while in this position for fear that copious amount of urine would invariably ruin my awesome iPhone if it happened to be in my pocket.
With that in mind, the awesome phone will likely already be destroyed at this time by way of: a) being used as a stir stick, b) lobbing it in the air as pretend C4 for when Erik and I inevitably get pummeled into the snow banks, or c) smashing it on Clark's head because he poured one too many drinks over my head and I finally went ballistic ....once again!
Viva a la KU!!!!! See y'all in the 'morrow.
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i think we should leave all of our pretend C4 at home this year.
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