I think that (bong rip) the first three (exhale) are probably fiction, but the (bong rip) last one (exhale) is (bong rip) a (exhale) fact. (big bong rip) (go to bed/work/sit on couch).
"Holy shit gents...the 'descriptions' of the past Lawrence pilgrimages is a schizophrenic masterpiece. Since I wasnt there I have taken the liberty to attach meaning to a few of them:
'Broken furnace': I can only assume this is a sexual position that was thought up, explained to said hot waitress, and then ultimately utilized later that night by Snyder with a fire hydrant.
'Puke in the wrong side of the sink': You can only puke in the "wrong" side of the sink if the 'right' side of the sink is already filled with turd.
'Snake eating a hampster': I can only assume that there was a deep philosophical discussion analogizing the movie 'Anaconda' with the current geopolitical strife in the Middle East which gave birth to this saying.
There are a few are also quite a few that are sufficiently detailed as to allow for no confusion as to their meaning. (i.e. "throwing cleanly licked chicken bones into other bar patron's cheese fries").
'Painting yourself with eye-black for no apparent reason': The apparent reason here is obviously that."
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I think that (bong rip) the first three (exhale) are probably fiction, but the (bong rip) last one (exhale) is (bong rip) a (exhale) fact. (big bong rip) (go to bed/work/sit on couch).
How does Drew have the pictures and no one else does?
Ooops. Posted a comment.....bong rip!
Shit, posted comment about my comment....another bong rip.....
I'll forward it to you, but I'm guessing Clark sent the link to everybody. It went to my spam folder, maybe that's the issue.
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