Pre-game game
An outsider looking in...
"Holy shit gents...the 'descriptions' of the past Lawrence pilgrimages is a schizophrenic masterpiece. Since I wasnt there I have taken the liberty to attach meaning to a few of them:
There are a few are also quite a few that are sufficiently detailed as to allow for no confusion as to their meaning. (i.e. "throwing cleanly licked chicken bones into other bar patron's cheese fries").
'Broken furnace': I can only assume this is a sexual position that was thought up, explained to said hot waitress, and then ultimately utilized later that night by Snyder with a fire hydrant.
'Puke in the wrong side of the sink': You can only puke in the "wrong" side of the sink if the 'right' side of the sink is already filled with turd.
'Snake eating a hampster': I can only assume that there was a deep philosophical discussion analogizing the movie 'Anaconda' with the current geopolitical strife in the Middle East which gave birth to this saying.
There are a few are also quite a few that are sufficiently detailed as to allow for no confusion as to their meaning. (i.e. "throwing cleanly licked chicken bones into other bar patron's cheese fries").
'Painting yourself with eye-black for no apparent reason': The apparent reason here is obviously that."
telling a saab story
jensen is neighborly
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I'm growing a beard and joining a church.
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